Otherwise known as SNOW in North Dakota, this November has rained down all manner of craptasticness.
So much, all crammed into just a short space of time.
Geezus, it’s not even the 15th of the month, yet, and I’ve already broken my ankle, had more unwarranted legal drama with EldestDaughter (she has to go to court for something that the legal system didn’t update, and prove that she actually took care of something – luckily, she has all the paperwork backing her up – BUT, she still has to follow their timeline, put up with their bullshit, and probably be out the money for the lawyer because THEY CAN’T UPDATE THEIR SYSTEM) *ok, mini rant over*, and had yet another serious allergy attack due to a coworker who thinks that the office-wide emails going out about not wearing scented lotions and strong perfumes couldn’t possibly be about her. *ok, so rant just changed trains… (deep breath)*
It’s only November 13, and I’ve had it.
I’m tired of all this crap that this gawd-awful month is dishing out. I’m through with dissolving into the exhausted tears that always seem to herald yet another THING that is kicking me in my gimp foot while I’m down.
I want a RECALL on that vote to leave this freaking month in the calendar year.
Rename the damn thing; take a few days from the month and spread them out to those that don’t have as many as the others… February could use a whole extra freaking WEEK for all I care.
GET RID OF NOVEMBER.
Can I start a Kickstarter project for this? Raise the money and have people sign a petition?
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO to make this awful travesty of a man-made “month” go away??
*drops mic and hobbles off stage*