The full moon is right around the corner.
Know how I know?
Stuff keeps going missing.
Little things, like my fingernail clipper, and my ear buds for my phone, a small ziploc baggie of hematite rings, & a stretchy headband I wear when I work out.
Now, I know I’ll find these things sooner or later, tucked under a chair, or peeking out from under one of the blankets on my bed, or maybe when I move the couch to mop this weekend.
And how do I know this?
Take a close look…
Those are teeth marks on that emery board.
Every month, right around the full moon, this happens.
Yes, Sally Jane. You. Don’t try to pawn me off with that “Who me?” look.